I've been putting off a cloud to cloud migration, but apparently it can be done in hours?

You can use accelerants to speed up migration

The egress cost is gonna be a doozie though!

one of many fires to fight in such a fast scenario

Lossy upload though

No information is lost: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No-hiding_theorem#:~:text=info...

Lossy download, no?

Unfortunately, the algorithm to unhash it is written in smoke signals

Cloud of smoke, amirite.

The cloud has materialized