I had to try this on my favourite piece of internet bullshit, that surreal Mozilla blog post from a few years back that contains the words "there was also a need for our tools to address the whole body experience of what it means to be a person." [1]
Output: "I worked at Nordstrom. Now I'm at Mozilla. Both companies pretend to care. I helped people buy overpriced clothes. Now I'm selling you a browser and calling it 'addressing the whole body experience.' Because apparently, Firefox is now an extension of yourself. Retail therapy, browser therapy - same BS, different day."
Output: "I worked at Nordstrom. Now I'm at Mozilla. Both companies pretend to care. I helped people buy overpriced clothes. Now I'm selling you a browser and calling it 'addressing the whole body experience.' Because apparently, Firefox is now an extension of yourself. Retail therapy, browser therapy - same BS, different day."
Brilliant.
[1] https://blog.mozilla.org/en/products/firefox/introducing-new...