Which is why I find the article so compelling because I'd always read box plots as being about variance. To me the plot implied a quite normal distribution.
Sure. But if someone is using, for example, a notched boxplot to quickly evaluate differences in medians (i.e., they know how to correctly interpret a boxplot), it can still be a useful plot that conveys specific information that you would otherwise not get when looking at a violin plot, histogram, kernel density estimate or a strip plot.
My point, again, was: just because a boxplot is not useful to some people, doesn't mean that it is not a useful plot (particularly when augmented with a rugplot or a strip plot). Plots are not just used to convey information to others: they are also a useful tool in exploratory data analysis.
Notice that you can also apply the same critique to almost any plot: some people don't know how to interpret a violin plot (or kernel density estimate plot) correctly... does that make them useless?
The main advantage of a boxplot is that it is parameter-free (unlike histograms, violin plots and kernel density plots) and quickly conveys very specific information (median, range, quantiles, confidence interval for the median) that other types of plot usually don't.