This comment made me lol. This is one of those things where the more money is involved, the worse the results. A shared struggle/history/luck and decades and generations is the price, so if you get started now, maybe your grandkids will benefit, but not you for at least a few decades.
For a small subscription, we will implant good memories into your brain. You will have common shared memories with our other gold tier subscribers. Your corporate family will be just like cousins, people with whom you share a bond, a common history, memories, and subscription fees. You can always ask them for advice and they will know you. If you're travelling to an unfamiliar place, we'll hook you up with a new cousin.
