Man, I thought they'd just bottle tap water, what the fuck is all that black magic about putting the water through machines?
Did these idiots maybe just bought the machine(s) from someone who was scamming them, and were just cluelessly following the instructions basically written in crayon?
> "These people were outrageous," Kemp said. There was "no safety testing, no analysis of the product to see what was in it." He said that the person who developed the water treatment process for Real Water bought the titanium tubes "from some Russian guy in the 80s" and spent four to five months making alkaline waters in his garage, working until he had a formula that didn't make him vomit or have diarrhea.
Did these idiots maybe just bought the machine(s) from someone who was scamming them, and were just cluelessly following the instructions basically written in crayon?