Lol. We wear berets with trade badges, not names. I came out of a meeting once to find a Sgt standing by the lock boxes all mad about me using my beret as a "bag" for my car keys and three cellphones. He would be more mad if he saw my beret atop my microwave holding my ID badge, wallet, dog tags, car keys, work keys and wristwatch. When the fire alarm goes off, I just grab the beret-bag with the important stuff.

(Fyi, you can always spot the secret squirrels by their watch tans. Only those who work in places where cellphones are not allowed still wear wristwatches 24/7.)